Fancy a giggle?

[megaton]

2 condoms walk past a gay bar.... one says "shall we go in there and get shit faced"


Sherlock Homes and Watson are on a camping holiday, as the snuggle up in their sleeping bags, Holmes says,

"Watson, look up, what do you see?"

"Well," says Watson "I see an inky black sky, speckled with a myriad of stars"

"And what does that tell you?" says Holmes.

"It tell tells me that the universe is truly a vast space, and we as mankind are a mere speck in Gods wonderful creation. But enough of my ramblings, Holmes, what do you see?"

"I too see an inky black sky speckled with a myriad of stars" says Holmes

"And what does that tell you, may I ask?" says Watson.

"It tells me someones nicked the fucking tent!"

3 sisters, Ann, Jan and Fanny, all have big feet. Ann and Jan go on a date.
1 of the boys says “Jesus, you do have big feet”.
Ann replies “You should see our Fanny’s, they’re huge”.


2 prostitutes standing on a street corner.
1 says to the other “Tonight’s gonna be a good night, I can smell cock in the air”.
The other says “Sorry, I just burped!”.

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.

:kermit: :kermit: :kermit:

[larrydude]

LOL! Good ones Russ thanks for the smiles! :smt023

[larrydude]

I have one to share...................


There is this guy Larry and he has a very large cock...........................

[DeadShadow]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1771/mvc608f.jpg

[megaton]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1771/mvc608f.jpg

I don't get this Joke Deadshadow? :kermit:

[larrydude]

I am not sure either? I know mine is a classic right? lol!

[pantymanuk]

Thanks for those Russ!!

I don't get DS's joke either but I know I'd LIKE to!!!

[DeadShadow]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1016/mvc135f.jpg

[pantymanuk]

Now that one had me laughing out loud!!!

[DeadShadow]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7555/mvc871f.jpg

[megaton]

Do please explain Pete? :kermit: :kermit: :kermit:

[pantymanuk]

Fucking hell I'm going to split my sides!!!!

:smt046

[larrydude]

There has to be a punch line to all of this?:smt120

[megaton]

?????

[DeadShadow]

I'm Fucking Bored.. ;(

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/863/mvc831f.jpg (http://clipsclub.com/RGH/673xkw/03.wmv)

[megaton]

I'm Fucking Bored.. ;(

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/863/mvc831f.jpg (http://clipsclub.com/RGH/673xkw/03.wmv)

This one will hospitalise Pete coz he'll laugh soo much :kermit:

[DeadShadow]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8395/mvc693f.jpg

[pantymanuk]

OMG...............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[DeadShadow]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8139/mvc138f.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8656/mvc065f.jpg

[pantymanuk]

Split my sides!!

[DeadShadow]

Cute Little Lily! ;D

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6928/10853254.jpg (http://www.exilemedia-hosted.com/fets2/soniamov79pz/2.wmv)

[larrydude]

Ill split my sides as long as she continues to split hers! ;)

[DeadShadow]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5237/img6955001.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5237/img6955001.jpg) http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5060/img7135001.jpg (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5060/img7135001.jpg)
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3109/img7055001.jpg (http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3109/img7055001.jpg) http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9022/img6987001p.jpg (http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/4736/img6987001.jpg)

[larrydude]

Russ i do not know the punch line here but i am sure enjoying myself! :jerk:

[DeadShadow]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/544/img1117f.jpg

[pantymanuk]

I confess I'm now too busy to laugh!!

[DeadShadow]

http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/tn_jeansandpanties01.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/jeansandpanties01.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/tn_jeansandpanties02.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/jeansandpanties02.wmv)
http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/tn_jeansandpanties03.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/jeansandpanties03.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/tn_jeansandpanties04.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/001dfg/jeansandpanties04.wmv)

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5701/jeansandpantiescom013x.jpg (http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5125/jeansandpantiescom013.jpg)

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5076/princessblueyezbigpictut.jpg (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3725/princessblueyezbigpictu.jpg)

http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/tn_jeansandpanties01.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/jeansandpanties01.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/tn_jeansandpanties02.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/jeansandpanties02.wmv)
http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/tn_jeansandpanties03.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/jeansandpanties03.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/tn_jeansandpanties01.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/026fes/jeansandpanties04.wmv)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9396/67280571.jpg

[megaton]

Someone get the ambulance for Pete!

[larrydude]

Someone get the ambulance for Pete!

:director: Medics hurry we have a Man down with his penis UP!

[DeadShadow]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6278/shinyknickerscom003.jpg



http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8751/jeansandpantiescom007.jpg

http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/tn_jeansandpanties01.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/jeansandpanties01.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/tn_jeansandpanties02.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/jeansandpanties02.wmv)
http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/tn_jeansandpanties03.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/jeansandpanties03.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/tn_jeansandpanties04.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/021zer/jeansandpanties04.wmv)


http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/tn_jeansandpanties01.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/jeansandpanties01.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/tn_jeansandpanties02.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/jeansandpanties02.wmv)
http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/tn_jeansandpanties03.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/jeansandpanties03.wmv) http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/tn_jeansandpanties04.jpg (http://moviegalleries.jeansandpanties.com/012vfs/jeansandpanties04.wmv)


http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4654/emily04d.jpg (http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4553/emily04.jpg) http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7466/emily1812m.jpg (http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7966/emily1812.jpg)

[pantymanuk]

That's a great selection DS, especially that last one of Emily!!

[larrydude]

I love the silver satin panties! ;)

[pantymanuk]

Delicious aren't they Larry!!

[DeadShadow]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/208/img8063001.jpg

[larrydude]

As i like to say no added sugar needed!

[pantymanuk]

Delicious!!!

[megaton]

There not Edible Pete lol

[pantymanuk]

They bloody well are!!!

[DeadShadow]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/742/0951533473038.jpg

[pantymanuk]

What an invitation!!!

[DeadShadow]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/277/dsc00936f.jpg

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7671/dcs17.jpg

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8708/alyssaxflowers1e.jpg

[pantymanuk]

Very nice DS!!!

[DeadShadow]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8356/myexmarie08.jpg
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9715/daniellexwetpanties27.jpg
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/5658/alyssaxflowers1f.jpg
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1758/gwenxpink1u.jpg
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/328/jennyz.jpg
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6530/cimg5f0008.jpg
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8160/skirtpc.jpg

[DeadShadow]

I have No Fucking Life! ;(

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6840/mvc884f.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7384/0scf0019.jpg

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7184/dscf0100b.jpg

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http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4521/mvc017fe.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5970/mvc029f.jpg

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6499/mvc035f.jpg

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http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4714/mvc827f.jpg

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/352/mvc483f.jpg



http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5025/mvc700f.jpg

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http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7290/mvc179f.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/636/mvc465f.jpg

[larrydude]

lol! I like it!