If i honestly thought i could get to the bottom of this long drawn-out saga by paying to watch the video, i'd probably pay to see it.
I think you're secretly hoping to get in the Guinness Book of records as the longest unresolved mystery of all time.

Agatha Christie's " Mousetrap " has been going for over 65 years with no satisfactory resolution so you haven't got too long to go now to beat it __!!

We're always led to believe that women have a more receptive sense of smell than us, in which case why haven't the girls identified her yet? She's supposed to be the offspring of the Scarlett Pimpernel and the Ginger Bread Woman who lived in that little cottage in Grassmere in the Lake District.

Talking of Agatha Christie, I bet Miss Marple would have sussed all this out donkeys years ago__!!!