So it seems that i owe the swamp crocodiles from the sleepy lagoon, an unqualified apology having done them a grave injustice by accusing them of wrecking the girls clothing.
It now seems that the perpetrator was a cross between an oversized hideous looking Keith Lemon character and a bronzed version of the Jolly Green Giant with claws!

Having exploded the monster and had a nice shower wearing their undies, they are presumably ready to return home now to the adulation of the British Nation being the lead story on the 6 o'clock news. Theresa Mae was there to welcome them, mightily relieved by a good news story at long last. At least one day free from the tribulations of Brexit!

A disaster resolved in just 2 episodes whereas i still don't know where we are after 12 inconclusive episodes of Spider Island!
Doesn't matter though, it's all highly entertaining!