You wouldn't catch me licking her feet. Too much hard skin. Go and see your friendly chiropodist and he'll scrape all that unsightly hard skin off.

Then take a leaf out of Princess Diana's book and wear flat shoes during the day, saving the crippling stilettos for modelling work or when you're ' on the make ' trying to impress.

My talents may be wasted here! Perhaps i'll start a u-tube blog giving girls daily beauty tips!