No rush Larry---I'm sending this message from Lauren's boudoir. We've decided to have a lockdown for 48 hours to live out our wildest fantasies. No visitors allowed and we're not answering the 'phone.

I apologise if my typing is a bit erratic.

I'm finding

it hard to

concentrate

as her

hands are all over

my body and she's

touching parts that even my mother

didn't touch when i was a baby!!