I have long held the view that we men spend far too much time playing with our willies although it strikes me that whenever i see any of our girls, they also seem to be transfixed by the contents of their gussets.

They are clearly as sex-crazed as we are, unless of course, they are secretly stashing away illicit substances thinking that it's the best hiding place.

If i were a customs official, i should thoroughly carry out internal searches of all these girls before allowing them into the country. I might be prepared to let the hideously ugly ones through without searching unless, of course i felt desperate__!!

By the way, that slip is scrummy-yummy and i would ,therefor, need to search every inch of her body together with all orifaces__WOOF-WOOF.