CRIMINAL

In anticipation of Fiona's next update, i hope she takes your infernal weenie and merrily traps it in your trouser zip.

You're fortunate that my retribution is less severe, only because i'm in a good mood because of our pending victory in the World Cup. ( I may have to update this if we lose the semi in 3 hours time ) In any event though, your weenie will end up in as many pieces as these garments generally do__!!

With Kind Regards,
Pete.