I think when you're dealing with a confrontation of this magnitude, the only word that adequately covers it is AWESOME__!!

I know that some observers object when we use words like ' groin, crotch and gusset ' and in order to try and appease these gentle souls, i sometimes use expressions like ' nether-regions, downstairs department or labial areas.

My own view on this subject, however , is that at the end of the day, " it's all a load of fanny " !!