As i'm sure you appreciate, it was never meant to be a serious question, it was one of my many frivolous observations which i throw out from time to time in the vain hope that it will stimulate more frivolous responses. It rarely has the desired effect but i am beside myself with glee that it worked on this occasion.

The executive decision, however, to allow boob squeezing by a fully qualified male member of the species, was an interesting and far-sighted precedent which could signal a change in direction for the future and take us into new uncharted territory.

It's important to remember that from little acorns, giant oak trees can sometimes grow ~~~ !!