The introductory preamble describes that as a white slip. It must be incredibly dirty as it's almost verging on black.

I remain intrigued by those diagrams on the wall of the female uterus! Presumably, they're guidance notes for anyone who fancies a bit a' rough and tumble on the fireside rug,_____ and let's face it, WHO DOESN'T?

I'm also watching the elephant very carefully for early signs of another relapse__!!

By the way, Harley looks super-dooper scrummy delish as always.