It's becoming generally recognised by eminent doctors the world over that floppy tits are becoming commonly used by the NHS in Britain, to transform floppy willies into rods of steel.

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They also offer an explanation as to why one tit is often smaller than the other one : the theory is that the smaller one was more frequently chosen by weening babies to suckle on.

This is less widely accepted, however, as partners have claimed that they have consistently suckled the big one in an attempt to restore the equilibrium. Tests are on-going.

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