Further to my earlier response, i can confirm that i have studied the wet substance on Lucy's dress under the most powerful microscope known to science, and can confirm categorically that there are no traces of fishlike spermatozoa to be found on the garment.

My lovely G.C.E. biology teacher at school, knowing that i took great interest in all conception related matters, recommended the following French and Saunders Video to me before my exam. I'm pleased to say that i passed with distinction and will always be exceedingly grateful to her for this, ( and many other memorable moments which must remain private!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blfv...WApCs&index=40

There were definitely no sign of any fish like creatures with flapping tails on her dress which i feel categorically confirms Mr. Willie's innocence