I'm always horrified and a little ashamed when i witness this ' Wham Bam, Thank You Mam ' kind of approach that this Whilley character perpetually displays. I've always favoured the ; Slowly, Slowly Catchy Monkey ' more refined gentlemanly approach myself.

I have to say, however, that he gets far better results with his uncouth direct approach than i've ever achieved

Having thought this through and observed his successes, i've belatedly decided to change my tactics and take a leaf out of his book! It may be of course that i'm too old to suddenly become a gigolo, but i'll give it a try and see what happens.

Love that " West Ham U " claret blouse by the way,----she deserves to succeed with that degree of good taste