Jodie is tired of temping ---- she wants the security of a permanent position. I've offered her an attractive 'permanent position' which entails her sitting on my knee for the majority of the day.

Furthermore, i have told her that if she'll sit on top of my 'Dingle-Dangle', I will even fast-track her to an immediate executive grade!

I eagerly await her response with baited breath and a ferociously sized willy___!!!