I'm really getting fed up with this Mr. Willie character. I spend a lot of time thinking about different chat-up lines to win favour with these girls and before i've had a chance to start my sweet-talking tactics, he's already leaped into action and splashed his unpleasant gunge all over their cleavage.

I'm a great believer in girls being wooed properly and in a gentlemanly fashion. All i ask is a level playing field. Is that really so unreasonable?

Love the dress, by the way ---- very supportive if you know what i mean!