Abomination, more like!
How are we expected to keep knife crime off the streets of our big cities with adverts like this?

Before you all get uptight about my righteousness, it's o.k. really, ~~~ i know it's only fantasy, ~~~ and besides, i'm a big fan of tomato ketchup and it is a vital contributor in all my exotic recipes! ( I still hope they use rubber knives rather than Sheffield steel blades ).