[peter92305]

Originally Posted by John

I assure you good sir, I have formulated several lines of defence, all of which should clear my name without any cause for alarm. The fact that a boob was squeezed was necessarily as a result of an act of entrapment...clearly inadmissible...

I fear that any judge who witnesses your DIP vid of 21st.May with Charley Atwell is unlikely to accept your claim of entrapment, however benevolent an individual he may be. ( If you get a female judge, there is no point in even attending court unless you change your plea.) Even the intrepid Inspector Clouseau would struggle with that one.

I am more concerned for your good lady wife who has been plying this trade for nearly a decade, ~~~ you only took up banditry a few months ago when you exchanged rolls.