[peter92305]

Judging by the title, I suspect that John was hoping for a Lady Chatterley type scenario here but sadly it turned out a little differently.

He was also unlucky in as much as the Lady of the Manor turned out to be one of the girls who didn't much like the idea of him squeezing her breasts.

It's a shame really because there can hardly be a more enticing and deserving pair of tits to be squeezed.