Cherry is looking a bit bemused by that clock which is hardly surprising. It says it is nearly 12 noon and yet it's really only a quarter past ten. While she's trying to fathom out what is going on, Big Charlie creeps up behind her and ferociously tweaks her nipples. I was dreading this return match for reasons recently stated and it is clear that my fears were well-founded! Charlie was merciless in her treatment of her under-sized combatant and once again, got to work on her nipples. I telephoned the RSPCA and told them that there was a hamster being severely mistreated. ----- There was no point in phoning the police. the entire Kent Police force are fully occupied trying to locate the whereabouts of the two ' Chloroform Bandits!'