DTVC Monster Part 2

[John]

DTVC Monster Part 2

It seems reports have come in of a monster on the loose at the Demureglades National Park. DTVC send off their roving reporters to investigate further and what they find is rather unnerving. It turns out to be one of the most harrowing assignments to date









http://demurefun.com/

So it seems that i owe the swamp crocodiles from the sleepy lagoon, an unqualified apology having done them a grave injustice by accusing them of wrecking the girls clothing.
It now seems that the perpetrator was a cross between an oversized hideous looking Keith Lemon character and a bronzed version of the Jolly Green Giant with claws!

Having exploded the monster and had a nice shower wearing their undies, they are presumably ready to return home now to the adulation of the British Nation being the lead story on the 6 o'clock news. Theresa Mae was there to welcome them, mightily relieved by a good news story at long last. At least one day free from the tribulations of Brexit!

A disaster resolved in just 2 episodes whereas i still don't know where we are after 12 inconclusive episodes of Spider Island!
Doesn't matter though, it's all highly entertaining!

[larrydude]