Helen Stephens, a Damsel in Distress

[John]

Helen Stephens, a Damsel in Distress

Ivy Rain is incensed. She is about to go to bed when she sees that her so-called best friend and flatmate, Helen Stephens, is wearing the new Pajamas that Ivy's boyfriend bought for her. Helen doesn't see what all the fuss is about and tells Ivy to relax, they are only a pair of pyjamas!!









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[megaton]

Muhahahahahaha

Originally Posted by megaton

Muhahahahahaha

I used to go out with a red Indian squaw whose name was very similar to that!
Each night when sun went down behind mountain tops, and moon made it's lazy way across the night sky, we go in wig-wam and play naughty games and have much mischievous nooky.
Those were wonderful days!

It's true she was a bit smelly, but you have to make allowances for the lack of washing facilities on hand. What didn't help of course, was the fact that everyone used buffalo dung as a deoderant ___ !!!

[larrydude]

Defo in a bind!