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01-05-21, 16:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by megaton
![occasion5](images/smilies/occasion14.gif) Hands down your pants
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![grommit](images/smilies/grommit.gif) As my dear old mum always said to me,
" Peter, my boy, --- as you get older, and become a BIG boy, you will learn that there is nothing which brings more gratification in life than a good mornings scratch of the snatch. " ![Embarassed](images/smilies/icon_redface.gif)
She gave me any number of useful tips like this and it's thanks to her that i grew up to be the lecherous beast that stands before you today __!!![Twisted Evil](images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif) ![laughing6](images/smilies/laughing7.gif)
P.S. Like the slip.
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