Officer Out

[John]

Officer Out

WPC Page is on an investigation when somethng completely unexpected happens

https://damselsinperil.com/

[megaton]

Ha Ha too late for wearing that mask we already know what the dodgy bandit looks like

[peter92305]

John is hoping to be the next lead in 'Phantom of the Opera' and has rushed from the auditions to do this gig. He didn't want to miss it because Zoe always allows him to squeeze her boobies.

I'm not even sure that Andrew Lloyd Webber reads these forums on a regular basis.