Office secretary Zoe is a victim of 'The MASKED Bandit'™

[John]

Office secretary Zoe is a victim of 'The MASKED Bandit'™

https://damselsinperil.com/

[megaton]

That face mask is a waste of time as we already have seen your face loads of times

[larrydude]

That face mask is a waste of time as we already have seen your face loads of times

I thought it was an excessive use of white makeup!!!

[megaton]

I thought it was an excessive use of white makeup!!!

[peter92305]

I was able to give the Police a description of the offender.

They have gone to Her Majesty's Theatre in London's West End to arrest the star of " The Phantom of the Opera."
Knowing how inefficient the Metropolitan Police are in London, they will probably arrest the understudy by mistake!!

[John]

Spot on Pete, it was 'im that done it

[larrydude]

[peter92305]

Spot on Pete, it was 'im that done it

I always hesitate to correct your grammar John, but what I think you meant to say was:

" It weren't me Guv, it were 'im what went and done it, --innit though! "