Beth Bennett vs Ashley Rider

I think the best way to resolve who has the best tits is for it to go to arbitration. I am happy to offer my services as an independent assessor and decide once and for all whose is best bearing in mind all the different functions they have to perform.
Just give me an hour in the private company of each, ( the provision of a bed will be helpful ), and i'll make the final decision, subject to appeal of course.